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Hmm, I was working on my homework and thought I would check on how my little site is doing. I know I haven’t been doing much. But in other news I’ve had lots of hate-ish comments lately. Let’s review?

Leach: HEY! Remember me? Oh, I’m sure you do. You got so pissy the last time I came around. I’ve been keeping tabs on some of the really bad sites so I can laugh. You’re one of those sites! I saw your prom pictures. LORD! You’re fatter than I imagined. You’re like a manatee in a cheap, trashy, hot pink dress! And considering you’re so large, your breasts are tiny.They’re more like mosquito bites. Moving onto just as obvious things, I see you’ve gotten a domain. Well that was a waste of your money, fatty. What the f*ck are weighted classes? What are you, too stupid for AP or IB classes? Or does your hick town just not offer AP and IB? It’s nice to see you haven’t improved much. And your grammar is still God awful. Your bio is riddled with redundant, incompetent phrases. is that ugly puppet you made still around? Ah, yes, in your about me, I see. How sweet that your best friend is a poorly crafted rabbit… thing. Probably because no human being would set a foot near you, right? Afraid you would eat them, probably. How else would you be so large? You shouldn’t “decide to be different” your creep. Either you are different, or you’re one of the lot. Or your one of the lot that tries to be different and thinks they’re special. (That would be you.) You’re not different. You aren’t the only girl that speaks German and doesn’t go to the mall. Besides, it’s not like any of the clothes there would fit you. So you waste your chubby little life practicing your “clit” skills. (You are a lesbian, are you not?) All right, Archibald agrees with all of this. See you around, chubs.

Now, yes I was quite young and new to the online world when Leach came around the first time. I was quite upset when someone just started HATE-NESS! It scared the shit out of me. Seeing now how I am trying to be more “mature” I just wanted to take all comments with a grain of salt. I think the haters will really teach a lot about myself. It will open my eyes to who I really am! Oh boy oh boy! (sarcasm…very heavy sarcasm)

My thoughts on the comments…

First off Leach “keeps tabs” on my site! That means she/he/it (?) bookmarks it! Oh boy oh boy! Thanks so much for visiting my site Leach I really appreciate it!

Leach saw my prom pictures? Is Leach stalking me? Why would Leach even bother going THAT far back into my blog. I mean…that is slightly creepy.

Leach comments on my fatness. HELLO CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! I KNOW I am fat. It’s not like you really need to point it out. If you are actually going to make fun of me. Pick out something interesting. I mean I joke about being fat all the time my sister calls me THE PALE WHALE. And I laugh so hard every time she calls me that. Leach obviously is not good at the “naming” department because the best Leach could come up with is “fattie”. Next time Leach it’s the PALE WHALE or nothing! And Leach calls me cheap! Ha ha ha! Leach is so right on! I only got that dress for like thirty bucks! How did Leach know? (more possible stalkerness going on) And what the hell about my breasts? Why is Leach looking? 0_0

My domain is a waste of money! I agree with Leach. I work really hard and look what I spent it on, (mainly) advertisement free web space! I must be crazy. Maybe all that fat is really going to my head! Gah that would be hilarious. I’ll take some pictures for Leach if my head swells up so Leach can comment on it.

Leach comments on my stupidness. I am stupid. I shall admit. And yes I do go to a hick town. But Leach obviously didn’t look close enough; I do have an AP class and weighted classes are technically AP classes without the college course incentive. Leach must not have many weighted/AP/IB classes if Leach doesn’t even know that. Quite a shame really. I would have loved to discuss how stupid I am…

My grammar is quite horrible I do admit. If Leach would like to be my official editor. Please send me an email. I can only improve if I listen ONLY to you.

Leach remembers Georgie Ryro, that means he made an impression! Oh he shall be so happy when I tell him. I was going for the disturbing/ugly puppet look! I love people like you Leach for finding the deeper meaning in art.

I don’t have people I hang out with if that is what you call friends. High school is to full of stoners and beer parties to bother. I am so glad Leach can pick out the underlying issues of my life JUST from about me. It’s amazing really.

And just about my bio in general. I don’t even remember what I fucking wrote anymore about that thing! Leach has thankfully reminded me I need to update it so Leach can edit it for me. It will be so full of awesome after Leach edits it. Maybe Leach can write all about themselves so I actually know who they are and pick out their problems and whatnot. WE COULD DO A TRADE AND GRADE! (I know I am making no sense Stream of Consciousness)

WTF? Clit skills I have no idea where Leach read that, maybe I really am so stupid I can’t even spell right, no I am not a lesbian Leach. And if Archibald comments I would love to hear what they have to say also.

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So am I mad at Leach? Heck no! Everyone needs to express what they have to say go ahead. It’s a free country. It’s their right to tell them what they think about me and I am not going to stop them. I will not delete any of their comments as long as it only pertains to my site and is not spamming or making fun of any one else.

This is the internet. They can do that because no one sees them. Don’t comfort me, honestly I don’t need it. They are only saying that stuff because they probably couldn’t say it to my face as their “real” selfs. I feel sorta sorry for them.

It is a great laugh honestly.

So yes, I could have had an easy blow-off senior year. But Ashley isn’t always easy on herself and decided to load up on weighted classes this year!

Take a look at my schedule (* indicates weighted class):

• Math Analysis (Pre-Calculus)
• Anatomy/Physiology
  Creative Writing
• German 4
  Film Studies
• AP US History
  Teacher Aide

It is a pretty hefty schedule we’ve only had a week an a half of school and I had about four quizzes in the past few days. I stay up late every night to study so I don’t drown in homework and spend any other waking moment reading.

So it’s not like I don’t want to update, I really do. I just lack the motivation and time, though I think this weekend I might try to work on something. I just might…

Excuse me, I have some homework I need to work on.

So yeah, I read it. I was at the midnight release and read with my friend Mel aloud till 5:30 when we saw the sun come up. I am a new convert to the whole Twilight Saga and what not so it was a lot to take in. Just last year I was at Harry Potter’s 7^th midnight release and was sort of on withdrawal. I hated Twilight for the longest time thinking it was stupid being about vampires, though I saw the trailer for the movie and everything changed.

The book itself is different than the first three. It was interesting to say the least how Stephenie Meyer wrote this book. I enjoyed it thoroughly. And basically everything that I wanted to happen, happened. There isn’t much about “Bella and Edward’s everlasting love” but I was sort of sick of that anyway from the last three books.

Not the best book I have ever read, because it greatly irked me some of the plot holes and grammatical errors, but I was glad it had a happy ending to say the least.

YAY FOR NERD-ISM!

First off, what the heck is leadership lab? Well…Leadership Lab is basically Jesus Camp. A place where people learn to be leaders in the church. I know it sounds lame I mean really; who wants to go learn about God for one weeks right? I know what you are all thinking I am not even that religious myself and I was sort of iffy about going.

But I totally changed my mind after I went. I mean you make all these deep connections with people. And when you go to worship it feels more like a concert and less like a church. People put down all their masks and are just themselves for once. You really get connected with God. (I really hope I am not offending any of the agnostic/atheists/other religious beliefs people). I’m saying if you are a Christian and are sorta of in a need for a spiritual revival or just a different way to see God. Check this place out. Ask your youth director if your church can go. You won’t be disappointed I promise. And maybe you can even meet me (stalkers this is your chance!).

Okay me done being all spiritual and crap.

And then after Lab my youth group and I went to see the FRIGGEN DARK KNIGHT. All I have is two words for the whole thing: BLOODY AMAZING. Every part in that movie was amazing. I loved Heath Ledger performing as the joker and everything was just SO good. There wasn’t a bad part. And this movie is NOT a family movie it definitely has “thematic elements” so I wouldn’t bring the little kids to go see it. Because it full of suspense and hard crime (is that even a phrase) and crazyness I mean I even got a little scared in some parts and I am seventeen years old. But no way will hard core Batman fans be disappointed.

Now on to online life I am guessing?

Thanks for everyone that has voted and continues to vote for me over at Pandora’s Ladder. It just allows me to get the word out about my site and more people shall visit it. Which more visitors always make me pretty happy. Oh and I get countless bragging rights.

Hmm…I’ve been participating in the forums area a lot again. But don’t worry I still do stuff for this site too. The best news is that I am affiliated with Red Carpet and Rebellion now. And they just released the most amazing things imaginable. Like their main index page which introduces Red Carpet Rebellion, who they are, and their new projects. I am seriously stoked for some of their new projects. Also they released Picture Perfect an amazing photo gallery with about a billion pictures of any awesome scenery/photoshoot/actress/actor/celebs/models imaginable. This is the place to check it for sure. It is so much easier to find things compared to foto-decadent and mixologies. I love love love love it. Five stars RCR, they get five stars.

Okay another new affie is Nobel over at Alpha Bear. Amazing resources and layouts and what not and she just opened. So admire her glory with all it’s worth.

Hmm…working on new icons/layouts/brushes/and a surprise? You’ll see them all soon.

BUT…while I am away you can do something for me…..

All you have to do is click. Each day. Every day I am gone. And if I have moved up a hefty bunch when I’ll come back. I’m not sure what I’ll do but it will be a special surprise. Maybe a contest or something fun like that. I don’t know just click…please?

And I must sound really lame getting upset about stupid things. But I only have a few nice things and I really wanted to make layouts and such with my pictures and now I can’t. And I just hate myself for being an idiot.

I probably the biggest idiot in the world.

more ranting…

People are really starting to piss me off with all the time being needy. It is just I can’t deal with everything right now. I try to be nice but my patience is really wearing thin. I hate it when people ask me when I’ll get this done or I need to do this for them. I mean, I HAVE A LIFE. I don’t spend endless amounts of time on the computer. I like to go out and do things. Sometimes I just don’t want to WORK all the time on the computer. So just back up people I can’t deal with anything now.

/end rant

I think I shall go sulk or something for awhile because I just that lame.

And I will probably delete this entry when I feel better.

Okay it’s been awhile since I’ve updated. But I’ve been really into some of the forums that I am part of. So I sort of have a good excuse. Though today I coded a whole ton of layouts to tide you guys over from my absence. And thanks for all the help that people gave me on the centering divs info and stuff I am gonna see if I can work out all that tonight on my story layouts.

Hmm…I had my birthday? It was nice. And I really enjoy being seventeen now. I went to see Wall-E that was really all.

And then I went to Warped Tour with a backstage pass! That was pretty awesome. I saw so many bands. And I saw the band I really wanted to see: You, Me And Everyone We Know. I met them and everything. It was lovely. And they were all so nice and cute. And I got my first ever autograph by them! And I met Andrew Mchanfadofj of Jack’s Mannequin I was gonna cry when I met him. And I saw him play and it was so lovely; again. I shall upload some pictures that I took. Other than that I really enjoyed that day. I even say Paramore running away from crazy fans.

Okay I am done.

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So I am probably gonna take a few so send them in now!

And for people that are blind I DO HAVE A FANUPDATE TUTORIAL. Just look in the sidebar or tutorials. Or you know whatever. But don’t complain I need a Fanupdate Tutorial when I obviously have one. People need to open their eyes.

I need to go to the library, and I want to make myself breakfast even though it’s almost noon.

Again if anyone can help me centering the divs and images for any screen resolution, please send me an email to aforementioned email up there…just make sure the subject is something relevant.

I might blog about something actually interesting later.

Now that I’ve got your attention. Yes I did add some story layouts for your super cool freewebs users. I really like them and therefore will be adding more in the future. If anyone can help me centering the divs and images for any screen resolution I would really like your soul secret. So please email me at contactdisco@yahoo.com.

Other than silly site updates I watched Howl’s Moving Castle today (watch the whole movie here). I really like that movie. I love the storyline and the art is breathtaking. I love cartoon movies that actually have some thought in them. I am sorta a closest anime fan. But who isn’t? Right? Right…?

When I was signing onto my yahoo today, I also noticed possibly the creepiest thing known to man. It was an ad! I mean I know ads are suppose to get your attention and all but that is a little to creepy. It’s gonna give me nightmares. They are trying to scare me away from my friggen email. I demand a refund!

*Ahem* I am trying to work on more tutorials and code some more layouts blog and story ones. So bare with me, there is only one of me and I do like to read…

I love this one so much more. I am a sucker for those space men.

So the other day I discovered the most loverly band ever. The name is Secondhand Serenade, and the game is acoustic. Check this out if you really like Dashboard Confessional. This is the first thing I ever bought offline, and I found that I kinda like it.

I also went to the library today because yesterday it was closed, why may you ask? Because of Father’s Day! I totally forgot because Summer screws up my schedule like that. But my library seems to have the coolest cds ever one this planet. Like Velvet Underground, when I saw it I was like, “omgosh! call the fire police! they have something cool here!”

Me being a poor cheap bastard that I am, I enjoy stocking up on library cds to build my music collection!

Well enjoy this layout kiddies, I gotta go to bed before I die from tired eyes.

It’s 2:01 AM right now here in my little abode. But I have super awesome amazing great…can’t-think-of-enough-adjectives super cool news. I INSTALLED FAN UPDATE!

I am really quite proud of my self, because I am usually a retard when it comes to these things and now I don’t have to worry about faulty Cutenews. Installing it was really quite simple after I figured out what I was doing so I think I shall make a tutorial.

I added some awesome new scans and some layouts that I coded, I have like 12 others though that I still need to code and I am pretty sure it is pointless trying to code all these layouts seeing maybe how quizilla will go all crazy on me and change the coding so I’ll have to go back and perform magic on them to fix them. Though no worries, I shall live.

I am going to bask in my glory and probably work on coding something. I love all who visit my site!

First off I am in a Twilight mood, and therefore I am listening to the radio blog on edwardandbella.net, and if you want to listen to the best mix ever I suggest you go over there right now.

As you can seen I made some Twilight icons you know for the great fine and dandy an all, if you want you can either go over to my livejournal or download them all in my featured avatar section. They are pretty much amazing.

I am even gonna put up my prom pictures because Jeni harrassed coaxed me into it! So these are from April and I went by myself because boys have cooties, though I really did love my dress. It was only like $30! Furizzle.

this was by my house, the sun was sorta in my eyes

my favorite one probably, I acutually look nice!

my dress was really nice it was knee length and woderfully soft

me trying to humour my mom a.k.a. the photographer

Prom was awesome and that is really all.